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One who is Assistant Principal at Stephens County High School, who usually is gettting on to the cousin fuckers about dirt in their lip, or buffing Mr. Kershs’ head at about 7:15 in the morning. Seen usually snitching to a SRO, or playing grab ass with all the senior females.
Mr. Keown was in his office searching my phone for child pornography.
by Thecunthimself September 25, 2018
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when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
by pokeythepony June 25, 2021
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