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A talking piece of poo that comes out of the toilet during Christmas to give presents to children that eat plenty of fiber. He will only appear to the people that believe in him.
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
He loves me, I love you
Therefore vicariously he loves you
I can make a Mr. Hankey too!
He loves me, I love you
Therefore vicariously he loves you
I can make a Mr. Hankey too!
by Deathgrind > you October 15, 2007
Aug 11 Word of the Day
A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.
Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."
or
"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
or
"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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Another word for a complete piece of shit, especially one who decides to shit without the use of a toilet and smears it on a wall.
by Not a famous vines March 05, 2019
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Mr. Tuppet is such a Mr. Hankey !!! He gave us a huge review packet that had nothing useful for the test and now all of us are going to fail
by Not a famous vines March 05, 2019