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Mr eaton is a bald red bearded Santa clause that comes to your house at night and cuts his hair with your teeth while you're sleeping. You can find him on the street begging people for red hair. Often asks kids to come in his van and touch his large beard.
by Wehsbbdbdjsj April 09, 2015
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Worlds Greatest Math Teacher. Quite often seen standing outside the classroom swinging his keys and talking to everyone like hes a kid. Loves the Big Bang Theory and needs to grow back his curls.

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HEYYY Mr. Eaton did you watch the big bang theory last night?
by Lorie Lou November 02, 2010
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A shitty English teacher who rapes kids watches child porn and beats his meat to his student when he his he is home and is like Michel Jackson only for the rape part
by Tbonemandude November 04, 2019
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