A has-been decent headmaster who's way to far up his own asshole to see the basic light of day. Makes out like he is a firm believer in God although we all know he likes a bit of child pornography.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.