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Some random facts about Mr Anthony:
"Alien vs Predator" is an autobiographical depiction of Mr Anthony’s first sexual experience.
While Mr Anthony was on holiday in Spain, he ate some bad paella causing him to take the largest shit known to man. That shit is now France.
Instead of having a cigarette after sex, Mr Anthony heads outside and brands his cattle.
Mr Anthony doesn't break up with his girlfriends... He gives them a detention to the face and they leave.
Mr Anthony had sex with a cigarette machine.
Mr Anthony once ate an entire watermelon, including the seeds, then grew an entire watermelon patch in his stomach which fed eleven families for six weeks.
In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Mr Anthony, because Mr Anthony killed that man.
If you were to know Mr Anthony’s true name, your mind would collapse upon itself.
A freak accident involving Mr Anthony and a severe thunderstorm turned an ordinary Total Gym (R) into Richard Dean Anderson, star of TV series "MacGyver". Scholars around the world maintain that this is the only known case of irony that is both situational and dramatic.
Contrary to popular belief, Mr Anthony is unable to send his detention slips across the fabric of time, however he IS able to perform this action across parallel dimensions and once, just for fun, slapped a detention on his own face.
Mr Anthony broke his own leg, purely for the sake of winning the special olympics.
Mr Anthony once went to a frat party, and proceeded to roundhouse every popped collar in sight. He then drank three kegs and shit on their floor, just because he's Mr Anthony.
Don't say anything bad about Mr Anthony if you're near a lake, river, pond or marsh; otherwise he will come up out of the water with his AK-47 already firing.
When Neil Armstrong uttered "One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind." on the moon in 1969, he failed to notice Mr Anthony sitting behind him in a lawnchair, a beer in hand, until Mr Anthony gave Armstrong a swift roundhouse kick to the face. Armstrong never returned.
"Alien vs Predator" is an autobiographical depiction of Mr Anthony’s first sexual experience.
While Mr Anthony was on holiday in Spain, he ate some bad paella causing him to take the largest shit known to man. That shit is now France.
Instead of having a cigarette after sex, Mr Anthony heads outside and brands his cattle.
Mr Anthony doesn't break up with his girlfriends... He gives them a detention to the face and they leave.
Mr Anthony had sex with a cigarette machine.
Mr Anthony once ate an entire watermelon, including the seeds, then grew an entire watermelon patch in his stomach which fed eleven families for six weeks.
In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Mr Anthony, because Mr Anthony killed that man.
If you were to know Mr Anthony’s true name, your mind would collapse upon itself.
A freak accident involving Mr Anthony and a severe thunderstorm turned an ordinary Total Gym (R) into Richard Dean Anderson, star of TV series "MacGyver". Scholars around the world maintain that this is the only known case of irony that is both situational and dramatic.
Contrary to popular belief, Mr Anthony is unable to send his detention slips across the fabric of time, however he IS able to perform this action across parallel dimensions and once, just for fun, slapped a detention on his own face.
Mr Anthony broke his own leg, purely for the sake of winning the special olympics.
Mr Anthony once went to a frat party, and proceeded to roundhouse every popped collar in sight. He then drank three kegs and shit on their floor, just because he's Mr Anthony.
Don't say anything bad about Mr Anthony if you're near a lake, river, pond or marsh; otherwise he will come up out of the water with his AK-47 already firing.
When Neil Armstrong uttered "One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind." on the moon in 1969, he failed to notice Mr Anthony sitting behind him in a lawnchair, a beer in hand, until Mr Anthony gave Armstrong a swift roundhouse kick to the face. Armstrong never returned.
by Fynx_91 September 01, 2008
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011