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Mponos is a supepior male, said to be more prime than Shrigma males, being very rare

and usually found amongst shrigma males and motorcycle gangs. Mponos are highly attractive to both female and male people, sometimes causing straight men to become gay. However, he cares about nothing and usually responds to all questions with "I don't care".
Hey yesterday I saw a Mponos in the street with his motorcycle, now I think I am gay.
by ChadThunderC0ck06 July 07, 2021
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Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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