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Mozambique - verb, noun. Term refers to a method of semi-ritual murder with origins in the namesake, by three gunshots at very close range. A victim is first shot twice in the chest, then once in the forehead in rapid succession.
Noun- The gangster was executed in a classic Mozambique.
Verb- The Mafia assassin was ordered to Mozambique the gangster before he could testify.
Verb- The Mafia assassin was ordered to Mozambique the gangster before he could testify.
by David Sohagi June 23, 2005
May 17 Word of the Day
Briefly, "the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own." Originally from the Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows, which has a lot more beautiful neologism definitions like this you might enjoy.
by rednos January 10, 2013
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Joe Bloggs- I need a gun bad!
Aaron Crow- Mozambique Here!
Joe unfriends Aaron on Facebook.
Random player- “Mozambique here”
Chorus of every player in the game “STFU”
Aaron Crow- Mozambique Here!
Joe unfriends Aaron on Facebook.
Random player- “Mozambique here”
Chorus of every player in the game “STFU”
by Kes Ashley March 19, 2019
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mozambique is a country in africa. it was a long time posession of portugal, but was basically owned through most of the 1800s and early 1900s by a corpoartion known as the nissa company. this organization, of course, ran mozambique into the ground. portugal held on this place until their own upheaval in the 1970s. since then, mozambique has been typical africa with coups, civil wars, aids, and poverty.
by Ben E. Hama February 01, 2007
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1) A country in Africa
2) to have a mood swing
3) One amazing ass mo'fucker
4) chicka who speaks in code language
5) an all around awesome person
can be shortened to mozam and zambo
2) to have a mood swing
3) One amazing ass mo'fucker
4) chicka who speaks in code language
5) an all around awesome person
can be shortened to mozam and zambo
1) "I'm going to Mozambique for the summer!"
2) "My girlfriend's having a mozambique, but i love her no matter what."
3) "Dude! I love you, mozam!"
4) "I wish those two girls weren't such mozambiques so I could understand what they're talking about..."
5) "My best friend is Mozambique :)"
2) "My girlfriend's having a mozambique, but i love her no matter what."
3) "Dude! I love you, mozam!"
4) "I wish those two girls weren't such mozambiques so I could understand what they're talking about..."
5) "My best friend is Mozambique :)"
by babwe! March 16, 2008
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“These Benson and Hedges fegs are Mozambique.”
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Guy1: “How was the date last night?”
Guy2:”Bitch was bush league, total Mozambique”
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Guy1: “How was the date last night?”
Guy2:”Bitch was bush league, total Mozambique”
by Kekistanman May 30, 2018