A village in the west of Ireland much superior to the so called “town” of Oughterard. Great people and great craic . Fantastic location for tourists .

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

Moycullen, a village 7 miles north of Galway.

Overpriced rents, the worst fish & chips to be had this side of Cullybackey.

Inbred, everyone knows your business and the business of everyone else.

Good points: easy to avoid.

The most gayest shortest place on earth . It always smells like shit and it’s just a fuckhole