Movember (known until now as November) is the month where men all over the country grow a mustache, and if they are not manly enough for such achievements shave their head into either a mohecan or a reverse mohecan, or of course a mustache and a mohecan, if they want to be really outrageous.

When: 1) you move house during the month of November; or 2) your friends are moving, and they try to rope you into helping. Movember is especially painful if you own a truck.