Urban Dictionary: Moustachioed

A girl having hair on her upper lip as well as an excess in her vaginal region.

Colin Miller likes to date Moustachios.

by Ryan Reeves July 11, 2003

he's a moustachio!

by bobcheese February 22, 2003

A plump male individual who prefers sweat-pants to jeans and has a dirty "crust-ache" to make himself look older.

by j-roc November 03, 2003

a species of monkey/human... this species has all the abilities of a human, but also has more hair than a monkey butt

oh, my god! it's mustachio-man!

by Yamasa February 22, 2003

Type of Manscaping where the hair is shaped into a moustache.

a1:I didn't think jeff would have moustachio nuts.
a2:Yep the full handle bar.

by qbert83 August 26, 2009

The act of ejaculating into ones hand and wiping it onto anothers upper lip. "Moustachioed"

by L-Lion August 06, 2017