A weight that, if exceeded, prohibits you from shaving your moustache. This serves as punishment and inspiration for meeting goals. Typically associated with weigh/fight trainers.
Damn, Eric hit 175. His moustache weight is 169. He won't be able to shave that molester 'stache until he drops 6 lbs!
by pandasmash December 15, 2011
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An old style mafioso crime boss. One that tended not to believe in changing things, or dealing in drugs.
Don Vito Corleone and some of the other Dons in The Godfather were considered to be old-fashioned, or an 'old Moustache Pete'
by illuminatiagt May 27, 2009
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The act of pulling down your pants and underwear to expose roughly the top inch of your pubic hair.
Pull your pants up, dude! I can see your grandma's moustache!
by monkeybrainss December 16, 2009
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When a man attempts to grow a moustache but his facial hair is so thin and inconsistent, it looks like a barcode
Is that a crisp packet stuck to your lip or did you mean to grow a barcode moustache?
by DipDive March 22, 2016
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Pubic hair shaved in the shape of Der Fuhrer's moustache.
"Spread your legs and let my penis invade the Poland of your Hitler moustache!"
by creedmoor June 02, 2006
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When you jizz on a guy's upper lip then sprinkle pubic hairs in it, and let it dry emulating the appearance of a moustache.
Justin was nice to Ase all day, so Ase gave him a nice Marlborough moustache.
by Angle Face December 22, 2009
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Lemmy Kilmister is the bass player and lead vocalist from the NWOBHM (New Wave Of British Heavy Metal) band Motorhead. Lemmys Moustache/Sideburns, also knowen as "The Lemmy" is a well knowen trademark of his, and has become a legend itself, just like its owner.
There are 2 legends from the band Motorhead, Lemmy Kilmister, and his Moustache/Sideburns.

"Have you seen Lemmys Moustache? Its AWESOME"
by nz metal head December 03, 2006
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