by LikeableRodent July 01, 2003
An uncommon synonym for husband used by silly women (or a REALLY gay, gay man). It is a portmanteaux derived from "male" and "spouse". Sometimes it can be cute. But usually only cute when used by children under the age of nine, playing 'House'.
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Equation of the word:
Husband = Male + Spouse
Male + Spouse = Mouse
∴ Husband = Mouse
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Equation of the word:
Husband = Male + Spouse
Male + Spouse = Mouse
∴ Husband = Mouse
Silly Bitch A: My mouse bought me this GORGEOUS sapphire and diamond ring for our three-year anniversary!
Silly Bitch B: WOW! I hope when I get married my mouse buys me nice things like that.
Gay Bitch (or Silly Bitch C): I bet you'll never even get a mouse, you hideous hag.
Silly Bitch A: *shock/horror*
Silly Bitch B: *deeply offended*
Silly Bitch C: *smug & queer*
Silly Bitch B: WOW! I hope when I get married my mouse buys me nice things like that.
Gay Bitch (or Silly Bitch C): I bet you'll never even get a mouse, you hideous hag.
Silly Bitch A: *shock/horror*
Silly Bitch B: *deeply offended*
Silly Bitch C: *smug & queer*
by Rina Lam October 12, 2011
Guy A: Dude, the girls at the Foo Fighters concert was on point.
Guy B: Man, the mouse was happening. There was an overload.
Guy B: Man, the mouse was happening. There was an overload.
by roadfighter September 14, 2016
by leekent April 19, 2011
The cute and loving animal that distracts masterchief on Halo 1 and screws up the marines. Masterchief usually plays go fish with a mouse in this console game.
Masterchief (from halo 1 game) sees a mouse. Yells "Yay a mouse!" and frantically goes after it and then plays go fish while his marine teammates get slaughtered by covenants (aliens).
by Masterchief June 04, 2005
I use keep my mouse on a mouse and I use it, to scroll down the screen.
Don't drop food on the floor it attracts mice.
Pussy Cat, look what I got for you, a mouse eat up boy!!
Don't drop food on the floor it attracts mice.
Pussy Cat, look what I got for you, a mouse eat up boy!!
by Saints October 16, 2003
by tez700 August 03, 2005