1. To engage in sexual intercourse in a non-traditional location or position whereby great care, skill and balance is required to avoid falling, twisting or otherwise resulting in bodily injury.

2. A mechanical term used to refer to the installation of vehicle tires onto wheel rims and weight balancing the wheel for even tread wear.
1. Dan and Carla spiced up their lovemaking by having sex on the roof of their neighbors house. They were able to get off without injury with a successful mount and balance.

2. Frank bough some new shoes for his ride and made sure he paid extra for the mount and balance.
by Eaton Holgoode September 30, 2015
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To have rims mounted onto the hub of your vehicle.
I got my 87 s10 blazer mounted up on them 24's with no cut and no rub.
by ken/eutechnyx April 25, 2008
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The act of walking into a friends house with the sole intent of dropping a nasty smelly dump in their bathroom and feeling no pity.
Ex: Yo bro i just pulled a John mount at toms house dont go in there.
by smashndash69 October 12, 2012
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A school typically filled with roadmen from years 7-9 . And years 10-11 bitches. None of the girls' foundation match properly.

This school is a shithole.
Errr. Wouldn't dareee go to whitcliffe mount school.
by Year7roadmen February 12, 2020
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Did you see that new movie Bareback Mounting? It stars Jake Gyllenballs and sHeath Lover.
by Gary the Great March 21, 2006
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a delicious rum brewed in barbados. tastes great with pineapple juice, coconut milk and nutmeg (a painkiller), with diet coke, or by itself on the rocks, especially while sailing around the carribean.
the west indian man insisted i finish my mount gay and diet before boarding the charter.
by tfro October 23, 2008
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Of Finding Nemo. The mountain on which Nemo is initiated into the dentist's fish tank
Nemo, newcomer of orange and white, you have been called forth to the top of Mt. Wannahockaloogie to join in the fraternal bonds of... tankhood.
by Shark bait August 12, 2004
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