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1. Often used in the recalling of sexual conquests.

2. The first step in the physical act of fornication.
Shortly after parking at lookout point, the amorous young man
mounted his date and began to ravish her.
by Pickled Dill September 16, 2010
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the act of texting people while you are pooping
ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
by mr.poopter January 26, 2011
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adj: a woman with a slim upper body and thick lower body.
by ssiikak July 31, 2005
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if you are mounted on something or someone you constantly talk about it/them, you are not in love with it just really obsessed for a short period of time
friend 1: oh my god she is so cool and hot, I wish I could be like her. she is also really smart.

friend 2: you are mounted.
by chamillionare13 May 15, 2009
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A man getting anal intercourse from a women with a dildo or strap-on. Other use of the word "Peg" or "Pegged" also meaning the same thing.
Look at the guy getting Mounted by his wife! Ew, kinda gross tho
by IEatWarmWater March 07, 2021
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