(noun): Indicative of coffee grains laced with meth, especially from local joints like fred's coffee. You know it's meth when there are photos of mountains on your van - and tinted windows mean it's really a druggie vehicle. These types of mountains are most prevalent in the northern united states, mostly in small cities all over Maine. Another word for a mountain is a wenus.
Let's pick up a mountain to put on our pancakes at early bird, just like confectionery sugar!
by Latarene May 03, 2008
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Pimples or acne on a person, normally the nose
wow, you have some disgusting mountains

<throws up>
by anonymous June 18, 2006
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A pile of both clean and dirty clothing that forms on top of a bed. The clothes mountain serves joint functions, as both clothes storage and a sleeping surface. It tends to begin innocuously as a stray item of clothing, but quickly builds to a towering height and a base that swallows up the entire bed. It is prone to clothing avalanches, thus spilling dirty underwear and tube tops onto the floor, forming a sort of clothes mountain range. If not treated quickly, the clothes mountain range will become a parasitic addition to the bedroom, hindering passageway in the event of a fire.
"Kay Kay, put your laundry away! Mom doesn't want to see the clothes mountain anymore!"
by Nennis August 14, 2008
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Snowboarders, particularly when they are "littered" all over the mountain or ski area. When not scraping snow off the mountain you can find them taking up entire trails either waiting for their turn on a feature at the terrain park or just hanging out on the slopes.
"Dude, that trail had a ton of knuckle-draggers on it."
"Seriously, there was Mountain trash everywhere."
by dirtykurty February 23, 2012
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Having "intimate relations" or "doing the horizontal mambo" with a women of the round body type.

Or Porking a fatty.
Hermie woke up naked next to a 350 pound, 4 foot 3 inch blimp. He earned his mountain tab!
by Jar-El June 01, 2014
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Oversized nipples predominately found on obese black women.
Tyler: I heard you took Clarice home last night. How was it?

Reakwon: Don't even get me started on her mountain moles...
by TERminalambiaNCe August 29, 2012
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