When you take a shit, and it hangs from an undigested hair that hangs from your asshole.

When the “crush” has no intentions of taking things further, but they like the attention. So they flirt here or there, send dm/texts just to keep the person interested, knowing damn well they’re staying single.

When one guy stands at attention with his dong hanging out while another guy makes the mountain climber pose. The mountain climber then grabs the guy's dong and pulls like he's grabbing a rope to make his way up Mt. Everest. The guy getting pulled must then yodel for the climber to stop once it becomes too painful.

an individual who tries to get ahead in life by performing difficult and self-depricating tasks, but often to no avail.

A woman not of the Caucasian race who prefers Caucasian males over any other race. A mountain climber prefers white males over any other race of males.