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These Mountain Jews are really good at making money by exploiting the global financial system.
by cathy_newman_2018 December 02, 2018
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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a popular kosher soft drink heavily consumed by Israelis.
after drinking Mountain Jew, I want to Do the Jew!

by porprock May 02, 2007
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When you go to a cheap, sleazy gas station and proceed to get a fountain soft drink only to find out its been watered down to hell(can be applied to other watered-downed drinks besides "Mountain Dew"
guy 1: Dude those assholes at the corner gas station sold me watered down sprite.

guy 2: Sounds like high-quality Mountain Jew to me.
by LimeTiger March 23, 2018
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The Mountain Jew is a small, almost human creature which vaguely resembles a cross between a goat and a human Jew. It dwells in the rocky mountain outcrops of the Himalayas. They are widely renound for the fluid they create which is drained and sold as a popular soft drink. This drink is commonly known as Mountain Dew and is most commonly found in the USA.
"That darn Mountain Jew took my gold. Them darn mountain Jews are a manky pest..."
by Gavin Henson October 29, 2007
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