When two girls have sex with one dildo facing away from eachother.

An ugly ratchet hoe

Like a cougar, only older & with chin hair. They typically try to dress trendy, get with young cabana boy type guys, have ginormous acrylic nails, processed hair, and liver spots. May or may not be a sugar mama, depending on the wealth (or lack thereof) her first (and/or 2nd-3rd-4th) husband had.

If not wealthy, Mountain Goats can often be found residing in trailer parks, with at least on piece of Dolly Parton paraphernalia.

The Mountain Goats is a Durham, North Carolina-based band, led by American singer-songwriter John Darnielle. Darnielle began recording in 1991, and is known for his highly literate lyrics and (until 2002) his lo-fi recording style.1 The Mountain Goats' recent members have comprised the core trio of Darnielle, Peter Hughes on bass guitar, and Jon Wurster on drums.

The act of two straight males that are naked with raging hard ons running at eachother and banging their dick heads together. If any body part touches other than the the two dick heads it's considered homosexual.

When a couple has doggy style sex and the man keeps pushing the girl toward the edge of the bed until she almost falls off. She is then forced to clamber onto the edge of the bed with her fists like a mountain goat climbing down a mountain

A mountain goat is name after “thee Roy Thomson fae Granton/ Cali kartel

Roy Thomson’s legacy will be forever known as being second best to king Jordan the first of Horizon.

Roy went through his whole life battling the fact he simply wasn’t good enough to compete with Jordan at superior level