A sport for men and women who have REAL balls. It is the best sport in the world!

when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk

making love to the earth through the use of a bike

the best damn sport in the world. done in the woods or in the desert. many veriations including cross country, technical, and downhill.

Verb. To round up and sexually abuse a cluster of chromies.

Mountain biking is a form of Sadomasochism akin to self-flagellation made publicly acceptable by claiming it is healthy