"Dude! last night i shot up at a pub and i ended up skydiving in the middle of the night! and when i woke up today, i was next to 4 hot ass chicks bro!"

"Dude! Out of all of us, you sure know how to Motley-ize your lifestyle!!!"

Dr. Feelgood
Kickstart My Heart
Wildside
Knock 'em Dead Kid
Looks That Kill
Girls Girls Girls!
Too Young To Fall In Love

Motley Crue: do you really need an example? Live Wire, Dr. Feelgood, Primal Scream; Girls Girls Girls, On With The Show, Sick Love Song

Steve failed to show up to his own wedding because he was being fellated by fourteen struggling actresses in the swimming pool of a Los Angeles hotel. Yes, it was another motley weekend.

Motley Crue was the best band in the 80s.

hes a wolf screamin lonley in th nite hes a blood stain on th staaage

"...well we all know you dont have a Motley Cock"