by louie September 28, 2003
Small convenient stop off point generally found just off highway exits. Sometimes stayed at after a long drive or after picking up that STD infested hottie on the street corner for a quickie. The wallpaper consists of dull colours and patterns of those used in the 1970’s. The bed is one grade up from the comfort of one found in a prison cell and still has a short trail of sperm hanging from the lower corner from the previous occupants’ adventures from the night before. Bathrooms occasionally have locks on the door and are just big enough so that when you open the door, there is about 1cm between it and the bath tub. Toilet paper is single-ply and comes off in small individual squares and shower curtains are brown, sticky, moldy, and never long enough to reach from one wall to the other leaving a puddle of water for when you get out. Finding the right combination of hot and cold to get a decent temperature is near impossible. Turn the tap a fraction too far and the chorine water is hot enough to sear the eyeballs from your skull. If you didn’t bring any shower gel with you, don’t worry. Some is provided for you in convenient little sachets. These things are great and leave your body feeling sticky and dirtier than it did before.
by Skatched March 23, 2006
Motel located on Classen Blvd in Norman. Shitty ass motel filled with ou tards that you should never go to because it has tard DNA. This motel also seems ghetto asf and just looks like trash.
by TurnM3Up November 25, 2019
by Gumba Gumba May 29, 2004
Any seedy, dirty, cheap looking motel where "sleeping" doesn't appear to be exactly what many of the people renting the rooms intend to do in them. They usually offer "hourly rates", for those wanting just a "quick nap". If you go to one, bringing your own sheets might be a good idea.
by just some random guy June 11, 2005
A girl who would only be considered attractive when compared to the women and/or prostitutes hanging around sleazy motels. Implies the girl is sexually promiscious; however any male would have to be desperate or drunk before approaching the girl.
by ZJweb March 20, 2009
A person who lives in a motel to avoid paying utility bills, avoid child support payment and hides from the police for criminal charges against them.
Have you seen that couple who was going through that nasty divorce lately?
Why do you ask?
You didn't hear?She filed for child support and is now stuck with paying all the utility bills, credit cards, etc. He just seemed to disappear.
Oh that couple lol!Yeah he is staying at the super 8 down the street. He's also wanted for theft.He was having an affair and is now in hiding.
What a motel slut!
Why do you ask?
You didn't hear?She filed for child support and is now stuck with paying all the utility bills, credit cards, etc. He just seemed to disappear.
Oh that couple lol!Yeah he is staying at the super 8 down the street. He's also wanted for theft.He was having an affair and is now in hiding.
What a motel slut!
by Missa Anne January 25, 2018

