1.) A person who is more retarded than the average retard.
2.) A retard with an affinity for Spike Lee films. (See Mo'Tarded Blues)
2.) A retard with an affinity for Spike Lee films. (See Mo'Tarded Blues)
by Anonymous March 23, 2003
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by kayla r May 14, 2005
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My childrens father is such a motard, he actually thought I would lower the amount of child support he's supposed to pay!
by Jennifer V April 19, 2007
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An annoying, boring, self-righteous mormon who likes to kill all of the fun. Usually, they were born and raised in Utah, have never lived outside of Utah and they:
-Don't drink ANY caffeine
-Have never sworn in their life
-Read their Book of Mormon twice a day
-Never miss church
-Don't watch any "R" rated movies
and they think anyone who does not follow or do what they do, is going to burn in hell. Also known as Molly-Mormons and Peter-Priesthoods.
-Don't drink ANY caffeine
-Have never sworn in their life
-Read their Book of Mormon twice a day
-Never miss church
-Don't watch any "R" rated movies
and they think anyone who does not follow or do what they do, is going to burn in hell. Also known as Molly-Mormons and Peter-Priesthoods.
"Hey guys we should watch a movie tonight."
"Let's watch Sweeney Todd!"
"But it's rated 'R'! That's against my religion!"
"Go read your scriptures you stupid motard..."
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"Dinner and a movie?"
"Sure!"
"Pick you up at 7 on Monday?"
"I have FHE..."
"...motard..."
"Let's watch Sweeney Todd!"
"But it's rated 'R'! That's against my religion!"
"Go read your scriptures you stupid motard..."
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"Dinner and a movie?"
"Sure!"
"Pick you up at 7 on Monday?"
"I have FHE..."
"...motard..."
by NinjaSteve June 09, 2009
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Bad freeway drivers; retarded motorists; those drivers that got drivers' licenses in Cracker Jack boxes
by mlmciii March 18, 2003
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A person who is motivated to the point that it is retarded. Instead of just yelling answers back to upperclassmen, a motard will scream the answer back until his face turns purple. A motard will also come up with ridiculously complicated solutions to extremely simple problems.
Upperclassmen : " Fish motard, why do they call you fish motard?"
Fish motard: "SIRBECAUSEI'MMOTIVATEDTOTHEPOINTTHATIT'SRETARDEDSIR!"
Fish motard: "SIRBECAUSEI'MMOTIVATEDTOTHEPOINTTHATIT'SRETARDEDSIR!"
by Mr. Finning(NROTC, TAMUG, '11) January 13, 2010
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