Oh, man. I've got a headache, I'm sick to my stomach and I spent the whole morning yorking into the toilet. I must have a dose of the Moscow flu from all that vodka last night.
by SJ@24 July 16, 2010
by Chris the Arm Piss May 20, 2009
Similar to a Cleveland Steamer, only involving massive amounts of incredibly foul-smelling feces, preferably with visible chunks of food and/or liquid runoff.
Jane was only expecting John to give her a Cleveland Steamer but he surprised her with a Moscow Dump Truck.
by Oswald Carver January 24, 2009
The bus from Toronto, Canada to East Chatam, New York. It was composed of the Chicago 7, a bunch of east coast bums, flex master flex, and our pleasant bus driver-Frank the Tank. The song No Limit was played for 4 consecutive hours with endless dancing and joy.
Do we have to give a Parti Bus Moscow vidznaka to that stupid girl from New York that danced on the wall?
by Ivanuk October 23, 2005
While a woman is visiting Moscow Russia from the states, she has a sexual encounter with two hairy Russians (preferably named Yuri and Igor) which involves the two men shoving both there penises in her vagina at the same time forming like a super sized shlong.
Whore: Man that trip to Moscow,Russia took a toll on my pussy after receiving a Moscow Super Russian. Igor and Yuri were hairy like animal!!!
Friend: Damn you a ho!!!!!!
Friend: Damn you a ho!!!!!!
by cocolocomoco June 02, 2014
Moscow Mitch-Street slang for a person used to run interference in important situations in exchange for something...
Or
A person who conviently forgets all the bad shit they do and when pressed, changes the subject or assigns blame elsewhere in a narcissistic manner.
Carefully deploy your MM. MMs are not to be trusted and must be strategicly used. MMs typically live double lives similar to that girl/guy who sleeps with all the married people on Friday Night and sits by the preacher on Sundays claiming devout Christianship.
Side effects of MM are betrayal, lies, and mercenary behavior (dont think they are only your MM.) May lead to embarrassing situations, dissatisfaction, and things not going according to the plan discussed with MM
Or
A person who conviently forgets all the bad shit they do and when pressed, changes the subject or assigns blame elsewhere in a narcissistic manner.
Carefully deploy your MM. MMs are not to be trusted and must be strategicly used. MMs typically live double lives similar to that girl/guy who sleeps with all the married people on Friday Night and sits by the preacher on Sundays claiming devout Christianship.
Side effects of MM are betrayal, lies, and mercenary behavior (dont think they are only your MM.) May lead to embarrassing situations, dissatisfaction, and things not going according to the plan discussed with MM
I was in a sticky situation until I deployed my Moscaw Mitch..then I ghosted. My MM is #fire
My Moscow Mitch saved me in the club from those ugly girls/guys group. Therefore, I was able to pulled up on fine ass girl/guy in the corner .
I was getting a ticket and some MM drove by flying..the officer left me and got them. Some MM got me out of a ticket.
Everything was going well until ol MM showed up..everything ruined. He told the secrets of our team and took credit and sold me out
My Moscow Mitch saved me in the club from those ugly girls/guys group. Therefore, I was able to pulled up on fine ass girl/guy in the corner .
I was getting a ticket and some MM drove by flying..the officer left me and got them. Some MM got me out of a ticket.
Everything was going well until ol MM showed up..everything ruined. He told the secrets of our team and took credit and sold me out
by Starloard 155 August 04, 2019