The incompetent friend who is loyal to you, can be retarded at times but can also break the barrier of genius.

When some little bitchboy is acting like a little tiny pee pee poo poo baby and messing up the group plans.

The shit u take when ur incompetent morally superior grandson ruins ur days event

Fictional character from the TV series, Rick and Morty. He's Rick's companion in all their adventures. He's a lazy, incompetent kid who constantly thinks about sex, but he's useful if a genius like Rick has use for him. He's used to block out brain waves stimulated by Rick's mind too.

A sexual act that entails a man/woman on the verge of death(or under perception of being close to death) receiving fellatio and being brought back to full health.

Shit. "Morty" is another word for shit, and can be used in many contexts, including talking about your bowel movements.

A cool person that will prevent you from ever being bored.