Morty is the most boolin Motherfucker out there and he bools all day and all night. He's always boolin. He created "we boolin". He's the life of the boolfest. Simply put, he's a straight up bool of a man. The most important thing you need to know about Morty is that he lives for stupid shit!

A cool person that will prevent you from ever being bored.

An adjective describing an absolute doofus.

The embodiment of when your car has a noisy problem which you don't fix, such as a loose strut or even a loud creaking noise, referred to as a dead guy trying to break out of his coffin

A declaration of disdain, disgust, disapproval, or disappointment.

Shit. "Morty" is another word for shit, and can be used in many contexts, including talking about your bowel movements.