A guy who is continuously making plans with his friends but never fails to find an excuse and ditch. Is the kind of guy who wants to be a firefighter or policeman but doesn't really have the stones for it. Will always have the mentality of a child even though he's a grown man.
"Hey man! How's Morton doing?"
"Oh, I didn't see him yesterday. He had to go ice fishing with his brother."
"But it's June"
"Oh, I didn't see him yesterday. He had to go ice fishing with his brother."
"But it's June"
by qwerty2019 September 06, 2018
by JoeMan505 February 25, 2020
A foul beast that is rumored to reside at the bottom of the Mariana Trench. Urban legends dating back to the early 1970s claimed throwing camera tripods into the ocean could summon him.
by 69pussy420destroyerxx May 30, 2019
a pereson who cannot operate his own phone,stereo,tv or computer. unable to configure set up or figure out on his own.
mike could not figure out how to get his blue tooth to work or set his surround sound up by himself. he couldn't even set up his car stereo equalizer in the head unit. he's such a Morton !
by HARE81 May 10, 2011
A nuisance, a festuring disease or growth contagious and painful. A danger to society. A threat. A thing or creature of most disgusting traits. A being of absolute disgust. Has a serious hatred for women. Negative attitude all the time. Destroys anything in its path or possession. Unloveable human like mammal. Smelly demonic like animal with no manners or feelings.
by Olie November 19, 2017
Sep 11 trending
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