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a Morten is a person who by pure ignorance does something really silly, and by accident causes extreme disaster
When trying to disable a nuclearbomb, the Morten goes "Look at me, im disarming the bomb by biting the wires" *BOOOOOOM*
by Korsa March 03, 2004
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How males that are very strongly bonded refer to each other. Can be measured as a percentage (mortency) eg we are at 500% mortency. Women cannot be mortens.
Bob and Jeff are mortens.
Their mortency is at 300%
by Mortency Manager May 05, 2011
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A "Morten" is a male person with a speech impediment and/or a tendancy for geeky behaviour.
"Hey, look at that guy with the braces!"
"Yeah, he's such a Morten!"
by MC Buller January 06, 2005
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A weak boy who is normally referred to as "Kina" or "China". Usually drives around on a scooter.
The Word means "A person from the low-class". Used in a sentence: "The boy rode his "Kina" scooter".

"Kina" is the equivalent of "Poor" or "Homeless". "Morten" is commonly used as a pronoun to "Kina" and can therefore be called a synonym.
by Molo2003 December 09, 2018
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Morten is the name of the greatest Halibuthunter, and the god of Haill!
Morten means succes of fishes.
If you want to succeed as a sportsfisher you need to change your name to Morten right away and you will gain skills right away.
"Now I feel like Morten" when you caught your biggest fish!
"I Just took an Morten" when you hook the greatest fish of your life!
by Hookmanfiveo April 01, 2021
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