Those who are Morts are like you and me. They are all of us. They represent the best and worst of humanity. Loves their community, but sometimes controversial. A hard working free spirit with a strong sense of community. Loves lemonade.
When faced with adversity, find your inner mort.

Me, Mort and Mort are going to have lemonade now.
by LickyNickyOfficial September 17, 2021
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Mort, shortened version of Mortified commonly used in Ireland.
Claire:did you see those pictures I uploaded of Sarah being drunk? Bet she's mort.
by cobcob April 25, 2012
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-likes king juliens feet
-is hot
-yeah
MORT STOP TOUCHING MY FEET😡😡😕🤨”
-king julien
by mouthbreater July 05, 2021
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A word someone would randomly say in a chat as to confuse someone
Me: Mort
My friend: what?
by Yeetus mcpeetus December 01, 2019
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Not a term of endearment. Short for mut-wort (as in HPV of the V) so can be used on someone who's is or behaving like an "irritating cunt"

more so an insult... Really derogatory term given to a person who's looks/smell/or behaviour is disgusting or "Putrid"

Another term for a grub/fuckwit/slut/shit cunt/scum/filthy lowlifes who are involved in putrid senseless acts to others detriment purely for their own selfish gain. They are heartless filth, have no conscience, loyalty or moral boundaries meaning they're capable of absolutely anything and exclude no one... Causing nothing but suffering; like a virus
Jess: "I've got what I owe u but my phone went flat you'll get it n I'm gonna kick the shit outta ya girlfriend too ya pathetic grubs!"

"Sent me on a wild goose chase for more than two weeks arranging times for me to grab what u owe me you're just talking shit out of ya mort face n fucking me around... Me n my girl are the grubs hey? Fucking funny shit ya dumb mort you're the filthy herpe infested drug runner carting your daughter out on ya runs to other druggos at all hours..
by Samummyummy February 18, 2016
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Hey Phil.. don't be a mort cunt....

Look at that mort cunt with no shoe's on....
Too many mort cunts in this town

Ya gronky mort cunt, clean up ya life!
by Crabby Cakes July 01, 2021
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The Act of Cumming inside Someone dressed as King julian while doing an "oh king julian" mort impression
He Morted at the sound of her saying, "Move it Move it"
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