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A mysterious illness inflicting the elderly and mentally challenged
I went to visit my Grandmother in the home today and she is suffering from a bad case of Mort Age.
by Buzzard April 04, 2006
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(noun) A successful type of theft which results in an acceptable, impressive and rewarding payday for the protagonist.
Last night, hit a good lick. I brought home three figures easy for about two hours worth of my time. Not too bad I don't think.
by Nikki Stixx January 18, 2021
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Word coined by political Teabaggers to mean (in ungrammatical fashion) "death" (like "carnage"), destruction, or ruin.
Origin: "Please don't mortage my childs (sic) future."

Example: "Man, that French slasher flick had a lot of mortage in it!"
by liberalisnotabadword March 31, 2010
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