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A medium-sized hub town with more churches than fast food places. Filled with trash and rich people who rarely see each other. A prime example of the "Bible Belt" lifestyle.
Cool guy 1: "Dude, I'm hungry, but all I can find are small, crappy churches."
Cool guy 2: "Welcome to Morristown, TN!"
Cool guy 2: "Welcome to Morristown, TN!"
by bebopcowboy December 09, 2010
Jun 5 Word of the Day
A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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A town where the meth industry thrives, and drug dealers make their copious amounts of deals with underage teenagers. And it smells shit.
Friend: My 10 year old brother got drugs off a drug dealer, last night.
Me: Grow the fuck up, this is Morristown, TN.
Me: Grow the fuck up, this is Morristown, TN.
by ActualLamb October 23, 2019