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A medium-sized hub town with more churches than fast food places. Filled with trash and rich people who rarely see each other. A prime example of the "Bible Belt" lifestyle.
Cool guy 1: "Dude, I'm hungry, but all I can find are small, crappy churches."
Cool guy 2: "Welcome to Morristown, TN!"
by bebopcowboy December 09, 2010
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v. collectively or individually finding someone/something to blame for a problem, as opposed to brainstorming which connotes finding solutions to a problem

n. the act of finding someone/something to blame for a problem

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The committee commenced blamestorming over the situation rather than seeking solutions to the problem.
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A small city in East Tennessee, where no hot guys exist.
Girl 1: I don't see any hot guys...anywhere.
Girl 2: Welcome to Morristown, TN!
by southernbelle17 July 08, 2011
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A town where the meth industry thrives, and drug dealers make their copious amounts of deals with underage teenagers. And it smells shit.
Friend: My 10 year old brother got drugs off a drug dealer, last night.
Me: Grow the fuck up, this is Morristown, TN.
by ActualLamb October 23, 2019
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