Urban Dictionary: Morris

To morris is to complusively bullshit.
To tell a story that is some way off the truth

Also known as a greenall

Man 1: I shagged a milf in the toilets last night
Man 2 (to man 3): Do you smell a morris
Man 3: Sure do

by gydw June 04, 2009

To tell a story about a person present that, at first, seems to be derogatory, but turns out to be complementary. (ant. left handed compliment)

I thought I was gonna kick his ass, but he morrised me and I totally scored with that chick.

by Oengus June 24, 2011

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To pick up all the cash and pay by credit card when dining with a group at a restaurant.

Dudes, I'm short on cash so I'm going to morris the bill

by Julia Buftowski June 21, 2006

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Can’t win a gulag.PERIOD

MORRIS ARE USUALLY BAD AT WARZONE

by JOHN F.KENNEDY SURVIVED GULAG June 03, 2020

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A term used for a penis

Did you get your morris wet today?

by Alex and Emma :D November 29, 2006

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An ass of epic standings. An ass that makes crowds turn, women cry tears of jealousy and men jizz in their pants. A supreme mixture of all that is wanted in a woman's ass.

Man: I was sitting at my desk when I saw this beautiful Morris just walk on by. I couldn't stop looking, and before I knew it, I was up and out of my seat following her in a daze.

Woman: Those guys see a "Morris" when all I see is a slutty bitch that only knows how to seduce her way through life.

by Nathan Steel November 02, 2011

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a scum bag, loser, ass hole, or just anyone who is acting like a poser. they are usually mean and try to impress others. They usually hang on the coat tails of the popular kids

that Morris is pissing me off. he is a total chode

by huhhuh1 April 13, 2008

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