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Hottest man since humans existed, Best person to ever meet, a true genuine athlete, a ladies man, not a player, so devoted to finding himself and being successful, he never lets anything get in his way, best fighter ever, really sweet, very intellectual, amazing lover, has a very big penis, such a beast, loves werewolfs, team player, very outgoing. Just perfect
I wish I was a Morris
by Smith Morrison November 24, 2013
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A catch all word to describe anything that is basic, uncool or untrendy. According to The New York Times, "cheugy (pronounced chew-gee) can be used, broadly, to describe someone who is out of date or trying too hard."

Things that are cheugy:

The New York Times
PT Cruisers
Goldendoodles

Australians

Addison Rae
White people
Billionaires

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by Callmemaybe69 May 04, 2021
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cool,handsome,sexy,loving,loyal,smart,great sexual,performer
morriscool,morris,handsome,morrissexy,loving,smart,great,morrissexualperformer
by naverkjl December 30, 2011
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N. Scrub

Adj. Scrubbish

V. To bust less than a minute after a female has started to suck on, or stroke one's penis.
N. Dude, that kid can't even catch the ball.. what a Morris.

Adj. What a Morris thing to do, she was completely drunk and he was sober.

V. Dude, he Morrised. She didn't even have a chance to work her magic.
by ErnieBerg December 31, 2010
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the last of a girl who is fine as hell and who is loved and well cherished
by mexiklan November 29, 2011
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Morris- An aesthetic of attitude, behavior, comportment, appearance, style and Zeitgeist.Having the quality of being good or wholesome.
E.g.
1. Getting laid by chicks is soooooo morris.
2."God, Hitman is morris to the max."
by Nato163 November 26, 2007
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A man, usually african american, who tends to mumble a lot. Obsessed with sex, specifically getting 'his dick sucked'. Will mumble for hours about this. Will eat anything. More specifically, will eat everything that doesn't belong to him.
Ah man, I can't understand a word that guy said!
He must be a Morris.

Hey! What happened to my lunch?! Is there a Morris around here??
by phork September 07, 2012
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