Hottest man since humans existed, Best person to ever meet, a true genuine athlete, a ladies man, not a player, so devoted to finding himself and being successful, he never lets anything get in his way, best fighter ever, really sweet, very intellectual, amazing lover, has a very big penis, such a beast, loves werewolfs, team player, very outgoing. Just perfect
by Smith Morrison November 24, 2013
N. Scrub
Adj. Scrubbish
V. To bust less than a minute after a female has started to suck on, or stroke one's penis.
Adj. Scrubbish
V. To bust less than a minute after a female has started to suck on, or stroke one's penis.
N. Dude, that kid can't even catch the ball.. what a Morris.
Adj. What a Morris thing to do, she was completely drunk and he was sober.
V. Dude, he Morrised. She didn't even have a chance to work her magic.
Adj. What a Morris thing to do, she was completely drunk and he was sober.
V. Dude, he Morrised. She didn't even have a chance to work her magic.
by ErnieBerg December 31, 2010
Morris- An aesthetic of attitude, behavior, comportment, appearance, style and Zeitgeist.Having the quality of being good or wholesome.
by Nato163 November 26, 2007
A man, usually african american, who tends to mumble a lot. Obsessed with sex, specifically getting 'his dick sucked'. Will mumble for hours about this. Will eat anything. More specifically, will eat everything that doesn't belong to him.
Ah man, I can't understand a word that guy said!
He must be a Morris.
Hey! What happened to my lunch?! Is there a Morris around here??
He must be a Morris.
Hey! What happened to my lunch?! Is there a Morris around here??
by phork September 07, 2012
To morris is to complusively bullshit.
To tell a story that is some way off the truth
Also known as a greenall
To tell a story that is some way off the truth
Also known as a greenall
Man 1: I shagged a milf in the toilets last night
Man 2 (to man 3): Do you smell a morris
Man 3: Sure do
Man 2 (to man 3): Do you smell a morris
Man 3: Sure do
by gydw June 04, 2009
To tell a story about a person present that, at first, seems to be derogatory, but turns out to be complementary. (ant. left handed compliment)
by Oengus June 24, 2011
by Alex and Emma :D November 29, 2006