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The act of waking your women up of you eating her pussy out in the morning. The reverse favor of a early bird special. (see first definition)
I decided to give my girl firend a morning muffen since she gave me a early bird special yesterday morning.
by bluewolfxx October 03, 2010
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Jul 14 Word of the Day
Over-The-Pants-Hand-Job. Distant cousin of the dry hump.
I can't have sex because my parents are home. Will you settle for a OTPHJ?
by Kalticious Dawg January 18, 2004
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