by ChopCity May 12, 2007
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A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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1. The dew on the grass outside of course; 2. When a woman awakens in a moist or aroused state; 3. When a woman awakens with "dew" on her "grass."; 4. What happens when you didn't do a good enough job the night before.
1. "You might want to wear your boots if you go over there, cause Linda has morning dew."
2. Sheila moaned, "Come to back to bed, Wes. I have morning dew."
2. Sheila moaned, "Come to back to bed, Wes. I have morning dew."
by yomammas February 18, 2003
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by Anonymous February 18, 2003
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Occurs when a female wakes up with a subtle moistness in and around her vaginal region; considered the female equivalent to morning wood.
After yearning for vaginal penetration Julia awakens with a fresh case of morning dew.
Julia: I woke this morning a bit wet, it was nice.
Val: Oh wow you must have had morning dew.
Julia: I woke this morning a bit wet, it was nice.
Val: Oh wow you must have had morning dew.
by Juliadew September 14, 2010
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The female equivalent to morning wood. When a female wakes up in the morning and her genitals are in an aroused state (moist) as if sexually excited.
Jake: (to his girlfriend) So.. this morning, just before you were awake, I decided to try fingering you in your sleep to see what would happen.
Marissa:.... Okay. (blushes) Go on..
Jake: Well... to my juicy surprise... (he says with a sly smile on his face) ...you had morning dew!
Marissa: (thinking to herself in embarrassment: I knew I shouldn't have been fantasizing about David Tennant before falling asleep last night!!)
Marissa:.... Okay. (blushes) Go on..
Jake: Well... to my juicy surprise... (he says with a sly smile on his face) ...you had morning dew!
Marissa: (thinking to herself in embarrassment: I knew I shouldn't have been fantasizing about David Tennant before falling asleep last night!!)
by The One Who Sat The Fuck Down October 18, 2012
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Girl 1: I woke up with Morning Dew this morning. I had to change my panties.
Girl 2: Damn, you must have had a pretty nice dream.
Girl 2: Damn, you must have had a pretty nice dream.
by Grizzack July 19, 2012
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