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When I a guy masturbates first thing in the morning to start his day.
Tommy does not leave his house until he has done his morning snake pull.
by Max Faber July 18, 2009
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Jul 31 Word of the Day
(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.
The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.
by bigweaseldaddy March 08, 2015
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