A pleasant, discreet way of talking about the tent-pitching males wake up to in the early hours of the day.
Chris had a good long dose of morning goodness today.
by Chris Brantley November 12, 2007
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A subtle way to tell someone to suck a dick and fuck themselves
Thinking to yourself, “Man I hate that guy!”.....”Good Morning!!!”
by RolloHANES March 02, 2021
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this is something you might say to someone when waking them up this word is used at least 28thousand times a day
Good morning sweetheart
by Noel369 March 27, 2021
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The king of oxymorons. Good mornings don't exist to many citizens of the world. EVER.
Steve: "Good morning, Chuck."
Chuck: "Fuck you."
by KDAWG April 15, 2005
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A common phrase meaning the same thing as "hello" but it can only be used before midday. It does not necessarily assume the weather is good but is rather a simple greeting.
by brendan July 01, 2004
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When you wake up to your wife/girlfriend/some skank giving you a blow job.
I was so drunk last night, I don't remember what happened, but I woke up and that bar skank was giving me a good morning.
by Fatbox October 08, 2006
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When you wake up from a night of sex and your privates do not hurt.
Tom-So did you have sex with her?
Jack-Yup and its a good morning.
by Nasty Nate the Dragon Slayer August 20, 2009
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