The most CHILDISH religion known to man. Also...
...Own the most feared question known to man. "Are you mormon"?
Say no, they go "OOOO YOU'RE GONNA GET IN TROUUUUBLEEEEE!".
Say yes, "How come I've never seen you in *dun dada dun!* THE CHURCH!!!"
Don't talk about *dun dada dun!* THE CHURCH! (That's really how they say it...) 24/7? DON'T GO TO UTAH.
Don't even get me started when you say normal phrases like "oh my god!", and oh boy, DON'T even THINK about swearing.
Other than that, meh, they're alright.
...Own the most feared question known to man. "Are you mormon"?
Say no, they go "OOOO YOU'RE GONNA GET IN TROUUUUBLEEEEE!".
Say yes, "How come I've never seen you in *dun dada dun!* THE CHURCH!!!"
Don't talk about *dun dada dun!* THE CHURCH! (That's really how they say it...) 24/7? DON'T GO TO UTAH.
Don't even get me started when you say normal phrases like "oh my god!", and oh boy, DON'T even THINK about swearing.
Other than that, meh, they're alright.
by fuxfuc March 15, 2009
Totally lost group of people who claim to be living by the Word of God when they are already breaking the rule of the Bible by having another book to live by. They claim their views and teachings will save you from an eternity in hell, when the truth is they will be going there anyway.
by Breezy DSB August 7, 2007
Mormons Are And Forever will be Retarded. Their Beliefs are laughed upon by Every other religion, and Jesus laughs Upon them too. First of all, Indians Were NEVER White, and God did not "Turn them RED". Second, Jesus Never lived in America. Third, Dont make up a religion for Brain Washing little kids into being future Fucks of America. And Lastly, Joseph Smith was not a "Hero", and not even close to a "Prophet", He was a man who obtained Opium from the Navajo Indians, and made up ridiculous thoughts which basically make up your religion today Latter Day Fucks. Congratulations, Your the Offspring of a straight up Homo who had butt sex with animals.
What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the road, and a Dead Mormon lying in the Road? The Dead Dog had Skid marks leading up to its body.
by Greg Wall April 22, 2008
An annoying cunt that comes to your door and gives you a brochure containing information about their church even after you tell them "No thanks. I'm not religious." Wait a sec. Someone's at the fucking door.
by LilWindex March 26, 2018
Someone who would be a spammer if they had the technical expertise.
They come from America, are dressed to look professional even though they are hacks, attack every house they can think of and sometimes hijack you while you're shopping, give you information you don't want, want you to give them 10% of your money and take too much of your valuble time to get rid of.
They come from America, are dressed to look professional even though they are hacks, attack every house they can think of and sometimes hijack you while you're shopping, give you information you don't want, want you to give them 10% of your money and take too much of your valuble time to get rid of.
by Yaoigirlproxy January 22, 2005
Mormons are nice and friendly on the outside but little demons on the inside. Some arn't, but trust them at your own risk. I know since I went to the church for around 12 years by force.
by MissTacoz February 18, 2018
We are not a cult and don't worship satan.
We don't come onto urbandictionary.com to mark all the wrong definitions, wrong. We come on to laugh at all the incompetent, ridiculous, uneducated entries.
We haven't practiced polygamy for a few hundred years, just like any other religion did way back when.
Mormon guys are hott! and so are Mormon girls!
And, yes, we strive to be the best people that we can and try to be nice to everybody. So typically mormons are usually pretty friendly people.
We have friends that aren't mormon. Just usually not those that are druggies or alcholics or whatever.
I won't object to that fact that some mormons put themselves up on a pedestal thinking that they're better than everyone else because they're mormon, but that's not all mormons. I try to treat all people equally, no matter what religion they are.
We don't let anyone in our temples unless they are a worthy member of the LDS church. Not just if they're a member. They also have to be worthy.
I think that's about it. So for all of you mormon haters, whatever. You can go on thinking we're whatever you think we are, but you'll never know the truth unless you actually ask a true mormon.
We don't come onto urbandictionary.com to mark all the wrong definitions, wrong. We come on to laugh at all the incompetent, ridiculous, uneducated entries.
We haven't practiced polygamy for a few hundred years, just like any other religion did way back when.
Mormon guys are hott! and so are Mormon girls!
And, yes, we strive to be the best people that we can and try to be nice to everybody. So typically mormons are usually pretty friendly people.
We have friends that aren't mormon. Just usually not those that are druggies or alcholics or whatever.
I won't object to that fact that some mormons put themselves up on a pedestal thinking that they're better than everyone else because they're mormon, but that's not all mormons. I try to treat all people equally, no matter what religion they are.
We don't let anyone in our temples unless they are a worthy member of the LDS church. Not just if they're a member. They also have to be worthy.
I think that's about it. So for all of you mormon haters, whatever. You can go on thinking we're whatever you think we are, but you'll never know the truth unless you actually ask a true mormon.
by "Special" Ed March 19, 2008