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A religious group that sends 2 people to your door every month until you move out of Utah.
The mormans are here again!
by CrystalCheese April 12, 2018
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(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.
The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.
by bigweaseldaddy March 08, 2015
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Alternative spelling for the Mormon religion.
"That guy is such a morman."
"Don't you mean mormon?"
"That's what I said."
by Melnyk November 28, 2007
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Mormon person who is also a man.
"You're such a morman."
"I'm catholic."
by Melnyk November 28, 2007
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a faith followed by book written by a guy that translated out of a hat from golden plates. who wouldnt show anyone else because he was commanded so.. re-wrote the book and it was different to the original copy, IRONIC???
Hi, im a morman, i believe that morman is a swell religion!!! NOT
by simon.t June 08, 2005
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Tiny civilized religious people who have different ways of believing in God and Jesus because there grumpy little bastards! They can only said the word "morman"
look at those morman's what a load of douche bags!
by Robert Watt June 05, 2005
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the idea when being a matyr to have more virgins than you need you give them to others to have that is it in a nutshell
i was a morman when satan tried to kill me so i gave them away to other people and had multiple sexual partners
by angus macfarlane March 16, 2007
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