The act of spray farting or projectile farting on another person's face at subsonic speeds. The eyes can be open or closed during delivery.
by DirtyDLS October 12, 2006
The act of shitting on a sleeping person's face, and using this shit as glue to glue your pubes to their face, similar to Morgan Freemans beard.
by Tibblez June 12, 2008
by Kris Benson March 29, 2005
by Egberry September 21, 2018
by Juan Deags December 04, 2017
The friend who normally does the right thing... He/she isn't nessesarily a pussy bitch but he/she has morals and knows when to draw the line. The Morgan Freeman of the group will puff a j with you, but won't let you go driving around high off your tits
"Last night I honestly could've killed myself driving drunk if it wasn't for Johnny telling me it was a stupid fucking idea. We were so drunk and he still knew what to do! He really is a Morgan Freeman...
by SPEEDYmcBALLS July 03, 2016
by Tunabros October 07, 2016