Apr 22 Word of the Day
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
2
Holly: Kim, what will I do? I can't stand up!
*Morgan Freeman shows up*
Morgan: Yes you can.
*Holly stands up*
Holly: Are you God?
*Morgan Freeman winks, and with a puff of white smoke, disappears*.
*Morgan Freeman shows up*
Morgan: Yes you can.
*Holly stands up*
Holly: Are you God?
*Morgan Freeman winks, and with a puff of white smoke, disappears*.
by Lily Miera February 29, 2008
3
Morgan Freeman is God, and shoots lasers from his finger tips. He and his son Denzel Washington (AKA Jesus Christ) wonder Hollywood destroying hobos and drug dealers, and make good movies.
Morgan Freeman is God
by Alex June 15, 2005
6
1. Morgan Freeman: American actor usually playing(the wise black man) in a movie (shawshank, Robin hood, batman, etc..)
2. a name now used to describe ones remarkable wisdom and understanding in any given situation. Regarded as a humble sage or mystic.
A: thanks for the advice. your like the wise black man in all those movies
B: Morgan Freeman?
A: Yeah- you’re my Morgan Freeman
"im a little tired and a little drunk so my advice is less then Morgan Freeman at the moment"
B: Morgan Freeman?
A: Yeah- you’re my Morgan Freeman
"im a little tired and a little drunk so my advice is less then Morgan Freeman at the moment"
by Felix Greene April 04, 2009