a divy spesh who likes being weird and makes weird noises all the time, also he is the king of spesh he is weirder and even speshier around rowan salter also is A psychopathic young man who likes to burn things, shit on the floor and eat meth for breakfast lunch & dinner.

Basically some proper mad head. Pulls all the birds (and lads) and has a good sense of humour. Quite gay as he likes touching elliotts cake. Doesnt go to sleep what so ever an basically on his phone or ps 24/7. Tbh good mate an easy to have a laugh with. Bikes up to bolton for no apparent reason what so ever like what the actual fuck. Pretty gay for a lad tha wears a unicorn hoodie.

Fucking Snitch

"Hey Professor, You know you messed up the grade and gave everyone better grades than they actually got right? You better fix that." *while nose is brown as shit*

Can be a mong but honestly just give him a chance because he has a massive member

Jess Moran is the name of a sexy mf, they’re found in and around hanley shopping centre. They’re beautiful in every way and are very very shagable.

A hot, beautiful and pretty relationship between Shawn Mendes and Niall Horan.

A homeless addict that pretends to be a teacher and constantly moves his hand back and fourth where his neck is while yelling "its to noisy" or "simmer down". when he is done having a seizure he goes on his windows computer and plays atari breakout