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A moped is a person, guy or girl, you are having sex with, but would never want your friends to meet because they are not that attractive.
Like a moped, the gay motorbike, he/she is fun to ride, but you would never want your friends to see you on it.
Like a moped, the gay motorbike, he/she is fun to ride, but you would never want your friends to see you on it.
I am inviting this guy over to hook up only late at night or when no one is home because he’s a total moped.
by Emma Frost December 05, 2019
Jun 1 Word of the Day
The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.
The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.
The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.
The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.
The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.
Mate: How are you?
Dumped: I'm a hungry ghost, man.
Mate: What'd ya do last night?
HG: Urg. I hungry ghosted around The Oxford for a few hours, then walked home past her house, and HIS car was there...
Mate: Why'd you call man?! It's just rampant hungry ghostery.
Dumped: I'm a hungry ghost, man.
Mate: What'd ya do last night?
HG: Urg. I hungry ghosted around The Oxford for a few hours, then walked home past her house, and HIS car was there...
Mate: Why'd you call man?! It's just rampant hungry ghostery.
by Dr Winterbourne February 16, 2009
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-a girl who is not particularly attractive, but is a good fuck.
the whole point being, the girl is fun to ride untill your freinds see you on one, like a moped.
the whole point being, the girl is fun to ride untill your freinds see you on one, like a moped.
by Day January 12, 2006
5
A potential sexual partner who, due to appearance or reputation, looks like a fun ride, but you wouldn't want your friends to hear about it.
by obabakoak July 25, 2006