Your girlfriend is on her period. The towel you're using to bang on is used to "mop up" the juices at random intervals during intercourse

An alternate way of saying you ( or someone else) got their dick sucked.

A dance that is to retarded that it’s fire

An awesome residential cleaning company that doesn't use mops (insert puns)

a large penile gland that you slap your ole lady with. preferably in the face. :)

When you have puffy hair and it looks like a shit mop