when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk

Moorside high school is shit year 7s act like fucking road men year 8 girls wanna cut them selves year9 and 10 all smoke weed and piss off the teachers year 11 act like big men and terror everyone and the teachers like to touch the kids

A petty excuse for a school where half of the teachers are on the sex offenders list and all of the year 7s have the mental capacity of a down syndrome cabbage. Year 9 and 10 is full of weed addicts and Skets and year 11 act like they’re some sort of cult. Moorside gayschool are involved in a bloody civil war with the co-op retards (co-op academy) where the amount of corpses are enough to feed the starving children in Kenya. Mr Ogden probably got sacked for touching the year 8s and mr Bartley or whatever he’s called looks like Homer Simpson

lots of chavs and girls who cant do makeup. we hate co-op academy kids. admit it, its still swinton high. passed a year 11 today and he smelt likeweed. not surprised. am i the only one who doesn't like pasta king at all? why are the pizzas square? the pizzas are bomb though. the brownies taste like flour. the white chocolate cookies are the SHIT. THEY ARE SO GOD-DAMN GOOD. i always wanna get a waffle in the morning but the lines are HORRIFIC. you wont get my identity btw. i hope this goes viral.