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moon⋅dik
- noun
1. a person of the lowest order in a former classification of mental retardation, having a mental age of less than three years old and an intelligence quotient under 25.
- noun
1. a person of the lowest order in a former classification of mental retardation, having a mental age of less than three years old and an intelligence quotient under 25.
"Wow, did you see Jimmy this morning? Instead of brushing his teeth, he smoked a menthol. What a moondick!"
by McChopper November 06, 2008
Jun 4 Word of the Day
The phenomenon of having to come out as bisexual to the same person/people repeatedly because they assumed or hoped that your sexuality was a "phase." Refers less to the holiday and more to the 1993 Bill Murray comedy film in which the main character experiences the same day over and over.
"My visit home turned into Bisexual Groundhog Day. My mom acted shocked when I told her I'm going to Pride next week, so I had to come out to her as bisexual AGAIN."
by Tiggy Upland April 15, 2014
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Moon Dick
-Adjective / Noun
To be in a state of mind that is effected by the polarity of the moon and makes one crave or desire an erect penis (Phallus) or become turned on by the thought of arousing an erect penis.
-Adjective / Noun
To be in a state of mind that is effected by the polarity of the moon and makes one crave or desire an erect penis (Phallus) or become turned on by the thought of arousing an erect penis.
"Cindy has some serious Moon Dick. Look at her on the prowl for cock."
"I don't know what has come over me, I have Moon Dick."
"I don't know what has come over me, I have Moon Dick."
by marzi_pan February 14, 2011
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A phallis plagued with deep craters from impacts with excessively abrasive vaginals. Also used as a derogitory term in Wisconsin.
by The Decafe Coffey October 17, 2008
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A comedic version of a spiritual awoken male that posts lives out of self righteousness on others Facebook feed. And chants harmonies that are harmless but to then unawoken, looks like a tree hugger gypsy that is high on mushshrooms.
by Anonymous mindfulperson July 11, 2019
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A comedic version of a spiritual awoken male that posts lives on others Facebook feeds and chants harmonies that are harmless but to the unawoken, looks like a tree hugger gypsy that is high on mushshrooms.
Who is this guy that tagged me on Facebook on a live feed singing nonsense. Oh he’s such a moondick.
by Anonymous mindfulperson July 11, 2019
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A comedic version of a spiritual awoken male that posts lives on others Facebook feeds out of self righteousness and chants harmonies that are harmless. But, to the unawoken looks like a uneducated tree hugger gypsy that is high on mushshrooms.
by Anonymous mindfulperson July 11, 2019