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Watery, milky diarrhea that is discharged during a full moon whilst a werewolf undergoes his transformation.
Werewolf 1: Man, I had a really hard time last night.
Werewolf 2: Why is that? Did you eat a baby?
Werewolf 1: Yes, and it gave me wicked moon juice.
Werewolf 2: Careful of that moon juice, it really sneaks up on you.
by Harpy&Alfonsus September 13, 2008
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the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20
phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz
by lik_frls_dis.me February 12, 2020
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Girl - I am so messed up from that Moon Juice, haha...
Friend - Me too dude, is that your grandma?
Girl - You're hallucinating... that's just my dad... wait.. oh crap.
by MoonJuiceLover August 23, 2009
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Moonjuice is like a magical type of juice. A bit like orangejuice or applejuice only it's better, magical and, of course, it's moonjuice. The great thing is that you get moonjuice from the intergalactic gordon ramsey in the sky when he uses his super galactic blender to blend part of the moon. Moonjuice is very rare as gordon rarely blends the moon, but no other chef has the keys to the galactic blender. Moonjuice tastes like pineapple only better. Moonjuice is epic, go get some! :D
i luv my moonjuice, Why is there no moonjuice? Sad now :(
by super intergalactic gordon April 15, 2010
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Yo what the shit is moon juice?

Oh, he's a twitch streamer for Krunker.io, you should check him out.
by peepthemeep May 26, 2020
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An iridescent, Rachel vapor best known for it’s unpredictable, but pleasurably intense trances that result in unicorns living as human beings.
“She put that moon juice on me and now I have child support to pay.”
by EyeFiteEvol July 28, 2021
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