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In an alternate universe, humans and cows roles in life are completely reversed. In this universe the Muslim profit is known as Moohammed. Stupid doe eyed humans are bred and eaten as food. The consumption of beef is forbidden as cannibalism. And swine is still a filthy animal. Except for bacon, because bacon is fucking delicious!
Moohammed was sick of eating grass and human salad. However, his strict adherence to cowslam forbid him to eat the most delicious food in the world, BACON!
by Whiskey Tengo Foxtrot August 29, 2011
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