Moof; _moo-f_ - verb. To not deploy one's parachute in warzone
Fuck sake Ian, did you Moof again?
by Reggiestair September 23, 2020
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A person who is lacking in social trends, inside jokes, etc.
You: Aaron doesn't get my inside joke
Me: yeah he's such a moof
by definitelynotaseel June 12, 2020
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A very depressed person, yet very enjoyable to be around, and who is almost too gay to function.
"yeah , I love the dude, but he's a complete Moof!
by Lucifer McDeath October 05, 2017
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A teenager who is thirsty and try’s to get with any girl he can, he will ruin friendships to try get a girl, despite this he has never gotten a girl. A all round nit bag who thinks he has clout but has next to no clout. Will get violated by everyone who meets him. A true beta male
Alex:George is being such a moof
Cam:how?
Alex:me and immy have been making out, he sat next to her wrapped his arm around her and she shouted ew and ran off and he’s still trying with her.
Cam: what a moof
by Gringleman December 07, 2019
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A command, meaning approximately the same thing as "Kiss me, dammit!"
Moof. Moof. Moof. (repeat till subject notices)
by sallie d August 29, 2003
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1. A cigarette or a moof.
2. any object that you dont want to name.. or just rather genralize it.
3. alternate for "What's up?"
1. Can I get a mooferette?
2. pass me that moof over there.
3. What's the moof/What's your moof?
also wtm for those intarwebbers
by DoWnfall July 24, 2005
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