A girl, usually of spanish or catalan origin, that is supercool and has the ability to talk with the unicorns. The legend says all Montzerats are descendants from a hot goddess that came to earth just to have fun and then decided to hang out.

A Montzerat usually has big brown eyes and long black hair with a really hot body. They often confuse Montzerats with Penelopes, but penelopes are just some wannabes.

She is usually a chill girl who does not give a fuck about anything. She is really cool and down to earth and has the ability to be a really random person. A Montzerat usually loves Zelda and plays a lot of video games.

If you date a Montzerat consider yourself a lucky bastard.

v. collectively or individually finding someone/something to blame for a problem, as opposed to brainstorming which connotes finding solutions to a problem

n. the act of finding someone/something to blame for a problem

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